eccothekitten's Journal

Another one
I'll keep it short.

So I'm on some river rafting trip, and we're done, so we're in tow behind a speed boat going back, and on our way there we spot some 300 ft totally prehistoric monster swimming along. But he's cool, so we're cool. He's not the only one, an Ichthyosaurus decides to sample a girl named Peaches, by cutting a slit in the raft with his nose and yanking on her wrist. She objected to this sort of treatment by screaming and kicking, as anybody would in a shark attack. I, for whatever reason, maybe because not only could I spell but pronounce the creature's name, thought I was thus fitted to vanquished it, so I grabbed it around the snout and smacked it on its head over and over again until it wrenched out of my hand. Of course, his beak is in my right hand, and I'm right handed, so I would imagine slapping the smooth, 3 inch thick blubber didn't bother him much, so he came back for more. This time I used my heel to jab him in the eye. I guess it worked, but there was blood everywhere. good times.

Karla's graduation yay! party all weekend.

Also, I'm sort of starting a business where I design body stencils, and I'll be opening up a store on ebay, but I need a name. Any ideas? My clientelle will likely be gothy kids, but I'm hoping for something suggestive but neutral ya? any idea works for me!

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